SELECTED COMEDY ARTICLES
THE NEW YORKER
Subjects I Wish My High School Had Offered to Prepare Me for Adulthood
New-Employee Contract For Our Cursed Office
MCSWEENEY'S
Alfred Pennyworth Gives Gotham School Children A Tour Of The Batcave
THE BELLADONNA
I Am The Only Tampon In The Beast’s Castle and I’m Terrified That A Woman Just Moved In*
*Featured on The Antidote a podcast from The Belladonna.
Realistic Self-Care Subscriptions For The New Year
POINTS IN CASE
My Entirely Intellectual And Not At All Emotional Reasons For Watching “The Bachelor”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Instant Pot Recipes for Angering Everyone
75 Years Since #MeToo: Men Have Never Had It Worse
An Interview With The Two Largest Books On Your Shelf
WEEKLY HUMORIST
My January Exercise Journal With My New Workout Mirror!
REDUCTRESS
5 Tap Dances To Help You Leave The Room
Doctors Recommend At Least 6-8 Hours Of Not Crying Per Day
Personal Space Breached By Drunk Aunt Sue