SELECTED COMEDY ARTICLES

THE NEW YORKER

Subjects I Wish My High School Had Offered to Prepare Me for Adulthood

If It Makes You Feel Better

New-Employee Contract For Our Cursed Office

The MacMillans Announce the Engagement of Their Daughter to a Man with Really Fantastic Health Insurance

MCSWEENEY'S

Alfred Pennyworth Gives Gotham School Children A Tour Of The Batcave

My Summer Body: The Reveal

THE BELLADONNA

I Am The Only Tampon In The Beast’s Castle and I’m Terrified That A Woman Just Moved In*

*Featured on The Antidote a podcast from The Belladonna.

Realistic Self-Care Subscriptions For The New Year

POINTS IN CASE

My Entirely Intellectual And Not At All Emotional Reasons For Watching “The Bachelor”

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Instant Pot Recipes for Angering Everyone

75 Years Since #MeToo: Men Have Never Had It Worse

An Interview With The Two Largest Books On Your Shelf

WEEKLY HUMORIST

My January Exercise Journal With My New Workout Mirror!

I’m A Democratic Candidate And Here’s My Medicare-For-America Plan That Isn’t Some Whackadoodle Socialist Fairytale

REDUCTRESS

5 Tap Dances To Help You Leave The Room

Doctors Recommend At Least 6-8 Hours Of Not Crying Per Day

Personal Space Breached By Drunk Aunt Sue